“Deck the halls with boughs of hemlock, fu-fu-fu-fu-fu, fu, fu, fu, fu…”
Do you find red to be just too unbearably cheery? Think “Jingle Bells” ought to be remixed as “For Whom the Bell Tolls”?
Well, finally there’s a Santa costume for those who would prefer to be The Un-Jolly Old Elf! Now Goths, death metal artists, and guys who usually dress in jackets featuring Our Lady Of Rude Kustoms can participate in all the traditional joys of the season…in black.
Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.